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Another week of daily White House press briefings has come and gone, but the tie competition remains alive and well. Although this week's participants really battled it out for the second consecutive week, we must realize that our country's leaders are human too and that they just don't have…

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If you didn't know, the White House has been holding daily press briefings with President Donald Trump and members of the coronavirus task force.

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It’s happened. The day has finally come when the very same professors who, time after time, have struggled to locate the volume button, wondered at the novelty of touch screen, and refused to close any tabs, have been forced to move to the world of online classes.

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As our contact with the outside world slowly dwindles away, you may be thinking, "How am I going to survive months of social isolation? How am I going to live a life without parties of over 50 people? What am I going to do now that all California bars and breweries are closed?" 

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There are several members of the campus community who believe that the price of an on-campus parking pass is too expensive, myself included. After paying for a parking pass my first semester here at Stanislaus State, I have begun parking off-campus, free of charge. Of course, the exact locat…